Saturday, March 1, 2014

The kind of people you meet at the gym

I am sure that at one point all of us have been or at least have thought about getting that shapely body. I have been part of this muscle building frenzy for over 7 years now and trust me its overrated, no no no !! I din't get what I wanted, the gymming is overrated.

Anyways, forget it. Today;s point is to talk about the different type of people you meet at the gym. Let's begin :

The gym instructors: lads who din't complete college, ate a lot of pork/supplement, bot bulged without getting rid of that huge beer belly and chose to became instructors. They are always on the lookout for females specially middle aged aunties (rich ones) to have something out of them. They do get, disappointment most of the times.

The Canada returns:  People who will try to talk to you with the accent, going around in their vests with arm bands and all. Can't even run the mill for 5 min. Bunch of stupid losers!

Lanky dude: Inspired by Salman Khan of Maine Pyaar Kiya and Shahid of Ishq Vishq. You better see them after 20 years, they might achieve what they want.

Fat aunties and old uncles: Walking at a speed of 4km/hr on the mill, wasting everybody's time along with their own. Why don't you guys go to the park and do some bird watching? Join a laughter class or a yoga batch, trust me that will help you more than a gym can ever.

The branded bast***: The guy with all super hi-fi branded clothing, just here to talk on his phone sitting on one of the benches. Such a waste of money, time and everything.

Hot babe: Aah, you never see them in the gym, if they are hot already, they don't need to be in the gym, do they?

Hot dudes: Plenty of them there, uselessly sweating it out. More or less, a gym is almost always a sausage fest.

And then people who actually come to gym and need to gym. The average idiots with no aim and nothing else to put their time to.

Tc. Happy reading